my nuclear family is visiting me for the holidays, and i didn't feel like cleaning my room. avah gave me the idea to post an ad on craigslist calling for reinforcements:
princess needs maid service - w4mw - 21
princess has relatives coming to visit her but is above doing preparative housework. princess needs a good submissive maid, male or female age doesn't matter, to clean and organise her room for her one evening this week. the maid follows princess's explicit orders, including not touching what the princess deems unworthy for the maid to touch. discreteness is important since princess has a housemate. if the maid is a good little sub princess would consider doling out a spanking and a hot meal. (princess is not above cooking as long as the maid washes the dishes.)
edit: for clarification, princess is not interested in rewarding with sexual favours at this time. however, she would not rule out such rewards for future maid service.
in addition to spawning a copycat post (prince needs maid service - m4w m4ww - 38, later turning out to be a jilted potential maid), my ad garnered many responses. i ended up going with the cute-sounding 25-year-old. blond hair, blue eyes, slim 6 footer...i was looking forward to bending him over my bed. oh yeah, and having a clean room.
after a few kerfuffles pushing back the start time, my maid came to my door promptly at 10 and spent the next 2 hours devoting himself to my service. he gathered the mostly unopened mail off my floor and let me sort it into 3 piles of letters to keep, recycle and shred. he folded the clean laundry on my bed and hung up all my jackets and overflow jeans that wouldn't fit in my dresser. he found a hiding place in my closet for my toys. he organised and dusted the cluttered tops of my dresser, desk and bookshelf, and he rearranged my books too. he found a place for my guitar by moving my as-yet-unused hydroponic grow kit (in which, for the record, i intended to grow strawberries) on my porch. and he stripped the filthy, 2-week-old sheets from my bed and helped me put new ones on military-style.
but at midnight, when it came time to reward my maid with a doctored-up version of my already fancy-shmancy split pea soup, he wasn't hungry. so i bent him, pants-down, over my bed in the hopes of at least being able to give him a satisfactory spanking. i don't know if it was the hard paddle or the fact that i had never used it before, but my maid had to stop after 10 or 15 spanks! i daresay my maid was a bit of a...(am i gonna go there? i'm so going there)...sissy. (OH I TOTALLY JUST MADE THAT JOKE)
but nevermind that. his email later that night said he'd be better next time and would be happy to serve his princess once again. and my room is pristine enough for even the most finicky of parents.
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Damn...
You're probably the one CL post looking for service that's not a fake. That was one lucky subbie.
Glad it worked out for you.
Though I have many friends who have done similar things, the hairs on the back of my neck stand on end whenever I read this. I have a visceral "ugh!" reaction to this, and I have yet to find a way to explain or fully understand it.
Many other people simply tell me it's because I'm not a service submissive. This sounds elementary and simplistic to me, however, and I believe there to be more involved.
That said, whatever fills yer twinkie, as they say.
axe - when i employ the services of a sissy maid, my house is out of control! i don't troll CL unless i mean it. ;-)
maymay - i have a hard enough time cleaning my own house, i can't imagine people who would willingly clean other people's houses for nothing. but that doesn't stop me from using kink to my benefit heheh. on the other hand, cooking for an exacting gourmand would be totally sexy...
i have a hard enough time cleaning my own house, i can't imagine people who would willingly clean other people's houses for nothing. but that doesn't stop me from using kink to my benefit heheh. on the other hand, cooking for an exacting gourmand would be totally sexy...
I would love to get a look at these sissy maid's own houses. How clean are they? Do they clean their own spaces or just the spaces of others who give them erotic fulfillment in some way? It would be an interesting thing to learn and try to discern a pattern if one exists.
I have no problem for people using kink for whatever reasons they would want, as long as its consensual of course. People have been warping love, sex, and so much more for much longer than I've been around. Marrying for economic benefit is typical. Marrying for love is a relatively new phenomenon. Who am I to say it's wrong…for anyone but me, that is.
I can understand the sexiness inherent in being supervised in a task by a strict superior, making sure I do things right, knowing there's a punishment in store if I mess up, being frightened of my own potential errors, being motivated to do a good job. Yes, that is sexy. But I would also never find it fulfilling to do this in a an environment where I have no investment in the person in other ways. This speaks to me of an act of solo desperation, and I would have felt far more comfortable with the idea if these sissy maids never asked to return. That would be more like the casual encounters section of CL, where people meet, fuck, and go their separate ways.
Instead, all these sissy maids' stories I hear about involve what seems to be a true, honest-to-goodness dissatisfaction or fear of the BDSM desires they express, they ask to return, hoping for more, and yet are frightened of it, sometimes flaking out themselves (as one of my friends discovered one day when she hosted a small kinky party—the sissy maid flaked, evidently getting cold feet at the idea of serving at a party and never telling her, so a friend of mine and I took over. It was fun, admittedly, but I also knew the hostess and had played with her myself in the past).
Anyway, that kind of behavior is not sexy. It is sad and screams of cultural problems to me that I want to see get resolved.
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